i feel bad. for the snowager. he only gets 3 hours of sleep a day because hes afraid of people stealing his stuff. and immediately as soon as he goes to sleep people start coming and stealing his stuff. and he has to wake up when he notices it and attack them. and sometimes he just wakes up. looks at you. and decides “you know what? i dont even care anymore. fuck my life.” and goes back to sleep. poor snowager. why must we do this to you.
if this isn’t the best name for an item ever then i don’t know what’s wrong with you
Try these handy alternatives to keep your curse levels healthy!
Instead of shut the fuck up, try “shut the front door.”
- “Shut the front door about your blum before I shut it for you.”
Instead of douche bag, try “juice bag.”
- “Hey juice bag, I’m not trading my FFQ for your cloud jubjub.”
Instead of shit, try “chet" or "ship.”
- “I was so chet faced last night that I couldn’t play Meerca Chase.”
- “Just read the book you little ship.”
My Neopets must’ve starved to death by now.
#Neopets.com #Neopia #Neopiacentral #Neopian times #Scorchio #JubJub #Chia #Chomby #Death #Die #Skeith #Usul #Kacheek #Tuskaninny #Gelert #Mynci #Kyrii #Quiggle #Blumaroo #Shoyru #Poogle #Cybunny #Techo #Hungry
Something tells me if you remember all of those species names then it hasn’t been that long and/or you’d know that neopets can’t die.
If you’re a Jubjub and you’re happy, clap your hands!
If you’re a Kiko and you’re happy, stomp your feet!